I’m not going to waffle on for ages writing an intro. This is basically a list of things that make me irrationally angry. Umm, that’s it. I’m not even going to explain why I hate them, I just do. That’s all you need to know really. Obviously these are my opinions, and this is just a bit of fun, so no complaints if I hate something you love. The world would be a boring place if we all liked the same shit right?
Doctor Who. Piss off.
Bill Nighy. Fuck off.
Mrs Brown’s Boys. Cock shit.
Russel Howard. Piss hole.
Richard Hammond. Twat.
Michael McIntyre. FUCK.
Any Orange cinema advert after the first time you have seen it. Fanny flaps.
Mayonnaise. Go away.
Star Trek. I don’t see the attraction.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Die in a dirty lane you horrible bastard.
Sheamus. Boring dick.
Paul Giamatti. Garghghhhhhh.
The Prime Time Playas. Douche bags.
Having to wait until 2015 for Avengers 2. Bollocks.
The fact I can not seem to finish Storm of Swords. I’m an idiot.
The wait until Game of Thrones Season 3. I need me some Khaleesi damn it to hell.
Not being able to write a proper blog entry. Sorry.
Sega Mega Drives and Sonic the Hedgehog. Shit balls.
The fact I typed ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ and ‘dick’ into google image search. What is seen can not be unseen.
Sorry for all the hate, next week, stuff I love.